- Charity Song!
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vargskelethor:

Song about kicking cancer’s ass! As promised!

I will kick cancer in the dick
I’ll get a bigass sword
With the money I can afford
I’ll chase you down
And make you look like a prostituted clown

SUCK MY DICK

YOU SUCK

I’LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN

I’ll rip out your guts, and then I’ll smash your butts

Fuck you cancer, I’ll rip out your spine

Don’t fuck with the vine

I know kung-fu, and i’ll make a bloody fucking mess out of you

EAT SHIT

Hey, nobody likes you, you smell, you’re ugly and the worst part of all, the worst part of all?

I hate you.

EAT MY FUCKING DICK

lidda:

So… I found this on pinterest and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.  X-D So I just had to post it on tumblr.
This is TRULY tumblr and the Supernatural Fandom at its best!

lidda:

So… I found this on pinterest and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
X-D
So I just had to post it on tumblr.

This is TRULY tumblr and the Supernatural Fandom at its best!

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

haanigram:

kingcheddarxvii:

Mads Mikkelsen shows up to your BBQ wearing dad shorts and sandals, walks up to you and says happy birthday, except it’s not your birthday, and you never invited him, and he won’t break eye contact with your dog

Why does this make so much sense

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

howishughdancyevenpossible:

asian:

went grocery shopping

howishughdancyevenpossible:

asian:

went grocery shopping

mothpunk:

need a lift FUCKBOY ???