So… I found this on pinterest and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
So I just had to post it on tumblr.
This is TRULY tumblr and the Supernatural Fandom at its best!
You’re A Hazard, Harry
Mads Mikkelsen shows up to your BBQ wearing dad shorts and sandals, walks up to you and says happy birthday, except it’s not your birthday, and you never invited him, and he won’t break eye contact with your dog
Why does this make so much sense
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they’re calling to mother for food
F E E D
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
me back when I had my priorities sorted out
need a lift FUCKBOY ???